12 Discard medicine more than two years old.
13 He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
14 I wouldn't marry him with a ten foot pole.
15 Free! Free!/A trip/to Mars/for 900/empty jars/Burma Shave
16 The days of the digital watch are numbered. -Tom Stoppard
17 Nepal premier won't resign.
18 For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
19 His money is twice tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine.
20 There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. -Ken Olsen, 1977
21 It's a tiny change to the code and not completely disgusting. - Bob Manchek
22 size: a.out: bad magic
23 The major problem is with sendmail. -Mark Horton
24 Give me a rock, paper and scissors and I will move the world. CCFestoon
25 If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
26 It's well we cannot hear the screams/That we create in others' dreams.
27 You remind me of a TV show, but that's all right: I watch it anyway.
28 C is as portable as Stonehedge!!
29 Even if I could be Shakespeare, I think I should still choose to be Faraday. - A. Huxley
30 The fugacity of a constituent in a mixture of gases at a given temperature is proportional to its mole fraction. Lewis-Randall Rule
31 How can you write a big system without C++? -Paul Glick
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